Oh fuck what have I done.

They’re gonna’ need a shitload of hot water to throw on those cars to get out of that mess.

When this car was new, this would be the equivalent of buying a 1954 model. And no one other than hard core collectors or hot rodders did that.

The previous year they had infinity-fold increase in sales. So technically their growth is slowing.

Professional, obviously.

Theoretically, but it’d involve wiring a 3-phase, 115V, 400Hz component into a 12V electrical system.

Damnit. How could I confuse the dear leaders?

That was Kim Jong Il.

So Trump essentially used an Isuzu truck as a wall?

No, probably confederate

Holy shit you didn’t finish a Taco Bell bean burrito and then still wanted to eat it the next day?

I once re-warmed a burrito in the little valley between the cams of my 97 Plymouth Neon. It fit perfectly.

More than four hours?

I’d like to know what it looks like upside down in a ditch, on fire.

Thanks!

Until it ceases to be the automotive version of Viagra, the obsession will continue indefinitely.

“It’s for when I want to go commando!”

Eh, when my daughter passed, one of my wife’s old schoolmates started a GoFundMe to lend some financial assistance (we were already sacked with medical bills).

In the states the cars have little gauges that tell you when your tank is getting low, and thus when you should refill it.

You realize most people never realize their vehicle is leaking to begin with right?