At least y’all are getting car ads. I keep getting that damn Ikea Kama Sutra ad!

Because this is Australia, I bet they’re also venomous.

Hey! You also get fucked!

Get fucked

Those girls are gonna get The Boot:

(To the tune of George of the Jungle)

If only someone could come up with a long, wide strip of asphalt that is devoid of parked cars. Maybe purpose built for this kind of thing with some fencing along the sides to protect bystanders.   

Give ME a Lambo... After every 10 car wrecks of cars over $150K involving nothing but the driver, the 10th rich person should have to buy one of equal, value to the one they wrecked and give it to a poor. 

It’s a shit view, but it looks like the rear tires are bald as fuck. That might have something to do with losing traction.

Orlando.  I bet they all have the same accountant...

It’s his cousin. That would make for an awkward Thanksgiving if he did fire the guy.

I was making the hype comparison. Building up hype about a product that ultimately doesn’t deliver.

Mitsubishi: My local dealer runs the same advertisement on the radio every year around tax time, screaming about how his accountant has made an error and that he now has to give you more cash for your trade-in for tax reasons. Every year I ask myself why he just doesn’t get a new accountant, since the guy is obviously…

Follow the dotted line to see how the waiter fucked off all about the restaurant bringing you your cold food, and then blamed Granddad’s ghost.

Came here for this. Never disappointed seeing that clip.

Saw the headline and expected the video to be Lewis getting punched by Buzz Aldrin. Disappointed.

What the actual fuck, dude. For a person with the title “Senior Reporter, Investigations & Technology, Jalopnik,” this is sloppy as fuck:

Tell Buzz Aldrin that the moon landing was a hoax some time and see where it gets you.

An unsourced conversation from 18 months ago is the scoop on Trump being afraid of self-driving cars? And two other unsourced convos in the linked article? Cutting edge journalism here. Article should have been titled “most americans afraid of self driving cars” and leave the anti trump photo to jezebel, the root,…

NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO