For the love of god do not call this a CT5. DeNysschen is gone and his asinine naming system needs to go with him. This car should honestly be called the Eldorado as thats what it is, a sporty, sleek 2 door Cadillac with advanced technology etc. That is the name fitting of a car like this. Cadillac has some of the…

For me the vertical taillamps are the signature design element that still look good. Should have kept them

Sharp Rap On Door.

Someone had said that in lieu of a souvenir, they just wanted a picture of us with a “snooty French person”, so we were nudging each other and saying “get the camera!” when this waiter started with the attitude.  

It seems like every Salty column I’ve read lately just comes down tipping more. It’s like this:

It feels like they needed a second cup to finish their thoughts on the matter.

I think Musk already mentioned that they will likely start building Model 3s with that price tag in the late 2019 time frame

It’s not an opinion, it’s a fact that you can’t just waltz in and say “Take me in, I don’t like America anymore.”

Most millennials I know have 2 vehicles loans they can’t afford, $6-800/month phone bills, are on their 2nd mortgage, and rake in close to $150k/yr. Yet they are constantly bitching about having no money, not being able to afford to put tires on their vehicle, etc.

Wearing perfume and cologne - one hell of a double whammy!

Don’t hold your breath. This is just Musk throwing some chum in the water to keep the investors biting and distract from the fact that he still has two other vehicles promised and no plans for production in sight, plus the 3 being nowhere near full production or profitability.

Bringing a ziploc bag for the peel would be the polite thing to do. I would never deny someone a delicious banana.

This might be way back in the day for some people, but this could have been avoided by Ford if it did what Lexus did with the launch of the LFA and only allowed customers to lease it for two years initially.

The new HD symbol will be an eagle wearing a beret munching on a baguette.

Just out of curiosity, what do you drive now? The out-there options today are not as out there as they were then, for most people.  

I love your phonetic spelling, but it’s

Yeah, I mean, this is Jalopnik, so we have to criticise SOMETHING...

Abby is the new normal.

I don’t care if the special effects are dated, this is one of my favorite movies. Peter Weller was great. Loved the social commentary in the film.