This actually happened to my mom back in the early 60's, only it was my fault. I liked to draw, so I drew their Illinois license plate on cardboard and taped it onto their license plate so I could take a picture of it. It was actually a pretty good rendering too. Of course, being a kid with a 10 minute attention span,…

mmmmm, microbeads.

“You heard me, punchy”

still think they made a big mistake going with squared (camaro like) tail lights.

This guy is great. Now do Takata!! I’m no comical genius, but I’d recommend something along the lines of:

He made me laugh in both instances (VW & Yeeeeeeezzzzyyy). So....

Kinda weak my man

What is? Your comment...or?

That’s where the wreck ended up. You can’t just look at that one image of the crash scene.

It wasn’t an outlet mall “designed to look like” that. The outlet mall moved in many years after the Uniroyal tire factory - the original long-time tenant of the property - closed.

This is still among my Top 10 favorite memes.

Right. I have no pity for anyone or thing that gets hits by a train. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY CAN COME OFF THE TRACKS AND CHASE YOU DOWN!

I’m not even kidding, I find out about most of this stuff when someone announces that it’s over.

The shop that took in my clacking, yet theoretically running-on-all-cylinders 540i managed to remove the timing noise and one whole cylinderin the process. When I called the shop in a frantic rage, the shop owner said, “Yeah, we think it has a bent valve somewhere. It’ll probably need a new head.”

Should of yanked zee German paper weight and chucked a LS3 in.

You should have a reality show. It would be an object lesson for those who would buy foolishly, and entertaining for everyone else. And maybe an inspiration for some, I guess.

I’ve also been known to try to correct the terrible grammar on here, but I’m not alone in that. Jalops are on the side of getting back stolen cars and supporting fellow car enthusiasts. I don't want it to be like 4Chan, and I think those who do should be called out or at least left to wonder why no one is paying…

The driver was from Union City, which is near San Francisco / San Jose, this guy travelled about 500 miles to test drive a car while high and/ or reckless. Very tragic. None of the predictable attempts at humor in the comments directed at the victim are funny. Even black humor (i.e., gallows humor) requires the victim…

i prefer my khans cheesy

the vinyl steering wheel wrap really sells it...