This has to be the funniest, most well-written NCOCP I have ever read!

Eventually, all Caddies will get SuperCruise

Cien

I notice Mr. Westbrook seems to have ongoing problems with apostrophes also.

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“What’s in the case?”

You have a boyfriend...  :(

Give it a few more years

Apparently, that’s where the money is

You unleash everything?

I just checked and...me tooooo!

I like how you said she. Dudes can be equally as dumb, though.

Close enough?

“You picked a fine time to leave me, LooseWheel”

or for us real olds

European or ...

Put it in H !