-said every Jalop ever

Hey, I think this guy’s a couple cans short of a six-pack.

I’ll assume you’re nowhere near LA - it’s open season on bicyclists out here...

struggling to sell its

Seconded. Nobody gets out of my way, but gangbangers sure give me the stink eye!

Plenty online

Heavier than my Crown Vic and about the same as my LS460!

Schwing! Tell me more!

Chalon kit. No 911 parts on there, just kinda looks it.

Too far down the page

Do not take Elon’s name in vain.

Will you be doing live updates via social media, so we can, like, wave as you motor on by? :)

SP = Special Project?

Hey, it’s a brown almost wagon - if it had a manual you’d be jizzing all over this thing!

In many states, that is prefectly cool - look up “at will employment”

...and it ain’t his! Ba dum pshh

Not me

WAT

April 2019 allegedly. Jason, I bet you’d love the Sondors - will you do an article?