At 6'4" 260# - I can only dream.

The parking what now?

Jalop discount? :D

Thanks for reminding me about that abomination!

30 minutes here, but no tickets are issued.

I like to think we poop *in* toilets, not on them.

This guy writes better than a few Jalopnik writers! Hire him!

I’m with you. I notice Von’s grocery store now has a big sign at the entrance allowing service dogs but not “support animals”

The best ones

Finding grammar errors on Jalopnik: 5.0 hurtles

He was Serbian, but I think I know where you were going

Only the rear ones

But what will happen to the Superchargers in your scenario?

What are some of the best?

This was entertaining

Counterpoint: They should not

Rollin rollin in my 6 4 (‘64 Malibu)

Looks like a panicked over-correction - unfortunately very common.