http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm

FARADAYOPNIK

Real people, not actors

I really wanted a 2016 with the Performance package

You turn in your Jalop card!

It’s cool, just not 25K cool

Yes, and Audi before that.

And there’s world famous LIMO BOB again! Dude gets around!

Equus -

Put the clothes back ON

Ha ha, I thought about that too!

Me too, please

Please tell me it was in a Datsun 240Z!

Good one, except inside they’re as luxurious as a base Chevy.

Yes, they are making an example of him so others watching this don’t get the same idea!

http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2017-lincoln-continental-first-drive-review

Yes

or “Why didn’t he shoot him in the leg / shoot the gun(s) out of his hand!?”