Somebody needs to dress up like this

Wow! Looks awesome!

Same size here, same hope

Rather BRZ-esque but way better than the render up there!

GMTA

Yah, that render is rather egg-shaped in the back.

RF version please

This article is awesome, and the comments are Comedy Gold! This had me chortling in the office and brings tears to my eyes: the future is bright for Jalopnik, oh yes!

Immediately - I mean immediately - thought of this!

Fremont’s in Northern California. But yeah on your other points.

Yah, it’s in California City

Ha ha, been there: I was snapping pics of an un-camouflaged Isuzu Vehicross before they were released (yes, I’m old)

Agree. Rims are tough; get off the freeway, dude. Nothing’s worth your life.

I’d also like to hear how Tory acquired this car. (And for how much :)

Don’t forget the co-pilots Ho Lee Fuk & Bang Ding Ow