Uber On!

LSx swap?

Ha ha, me too! It was a Caddy DTS; the dude punched my card twice, then angrily asked me to leave.

You’re right - in fact, I just got goosebumps while reading your post!

Naan = bread

Didn’t you read the part where he was scopin’ out her cheeks?

Didn’t you read the part where he was scopin out her cheeks?

I thought dude was fired?

Only if you dance, too:

“Turn left at that cop car, then go around that cop car, then come back and park by this cop car”

Awesome, I hope she appreciated that!

Obligatory

I know in California shops have to get authorization to do any repairs beyond the estimate. IIRC if they do unauthorized work without the car owner’s approval the bill doesn’t need to be paid (?).

What if they don’t make the car anymore?

Ooh what an insult! :)

I didn’t watch this but

Only got 2, and they were WAG

Er, that’s not a metal club?

Well, that holds true for all Teslas.