This is what passes for an "ass kicking" in Ballaban World?

I believe the question that follows is "How much money ya got?"

500,000 by 2020, with the United States and China as the company's two largest markets. In January, Musk made an even more bullish projection that production would reach "a few million" cars a year by 2025."

I, for one, would be interested in reading the 10 Reasons...

From the linked Esquire article:

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Just needs a recharge!

I found it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt298734…

Oh, go clutch your pearls :)

"If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much!"

Hahaha! Is that 1st GIF Willem Dafoe? If so, where is that from?

cojones

It's not April yet!

I haven't even seen the movies! :)

That fender line swooping down through the door? That's the only line I DO like on it!

There are three right in my neighborhood! All of em white, too!

This article was so funny, I thought DeMuro wrote it! Good job, sir!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lexus-SC-S…