No, anyone who voted 3rd party for president is a moron. For other offices, fine, because there’s no electoral college. Winner-takes-all means that no 3rd party is going to even get a state, let alone the presidency. 3rd party candidates are not serious candidates, because they have no political base in state or…

At first I thought you were being a dick, then I watched the shitty video clip. I think there’s egg drop soup residue on the lens even!

This. All this. If we wanted video, we’d be looking at the YouTube channel or watching TV.

The Jalopnik crew really is shockingly terrible live.

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.

Why is this news? Pussy Riot has been fighting the glass ceiling for a long time now.

Can we attribute this to model bloat?

I'm partial to my 1948 Farmall Cub with a 54" snow plow. Yeah, it's not impressive. It makes a whopping 8.9 horsepower at the drawbar. But it would drag the most badass lawn tractor they sell at Lowes sideways through snow 2 feet deep. And it keeps my neighbors in suburban Detroit thoroughly confused about me,…