“They also say that Griner has no biological connection to the child that Johnson is pregnant with.”

Minor point (ER doctor here). CT scans do not diagnose concussions. They are used to rule-out more serious pathology, such as bleeding in the brain. Concussion is a clinical diagnoses based on history, physical exam, and the patient’s symptoms.

But they’re asking for it. They even said it phonetically. Where did they get the idea that the restaurant even served it? They MUST have seen it on the menu. I would have just asked for them to point to it. Problem solved.

I would like to send an order of the crap dip to the table over there. The one with the lady that’s allergic to crunchy and the man that doesn’t know what scrambled eggs are.

I always applaud appetizer-based diplomacy.

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

I don’t understand what’s wrong with the beach. Olympians play volleyball there!

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!

And everywhere else :)

I don’t have a copy of my senior portrait but it wasn’t that bad...no regrets or anything.

THAT SHOULDER.

My portraits were fine (despite the fact that it was 1990 in podunk Utah) however, in the final yearbook, there was a splotch right below my nose, so it kind of looks as if I have a black booger hanging out my nose. Good times!

This one is mine (although mine is black). The Coach Bleecker Men’s Duffel bag. It retails at almost $700, but y’all already know that there’s no reason to pay full price for Coach when there’s an outlet store nearby. I got mine for just over $100 and it’s gorgeous and durable and holds a ton, but still magically…

Le Sportsac’s Large Weekender bag is my game-changer. It’s durable but super lightweight (crucial if you’ve got a walkup apartment, as I do), and because it’s soft-sided I can fit it into any overhead bin, in spots where a roll-aboard would never fit—even the bins on those tiny commuter jets. If you’ve got 20 pounds’…

Still a better love story than Twilight.

You’re so right, the abusive parents are the real victims. The dead girl, whatever.

Extra meta points for using a Joss property to respond to a comment referencing a Joss property.