I’ll try:

While you’re watching remember that Clive Owen IS Bugs Bunny in that movie...

Or she doesn’t want to go around masquerading as something she’s not? If someone was lead to believe I was something that I was not, I’d want to clarify.

I would too for the reason that I would not want someone else put words in my mouth I’ve never said..

Because even though it’s nobody’s business, it’s her right to clarify. She doesn’t have to explain herself to anyone.

No, its about ethics in game journalism.

That may just be a body chemistry/hormonal issue. I had a lovely friend years ago who would bathe, and I mean SCRUB thoroughly, only to smell like a bag of garbage after an hour out in the Texas heat. It was so embarrassing for him, but those who loved him just took it in stride.

Or you’re pretty.

LA animal shelter around March 2006. I was adopting a kitten and Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson were there. What were they doing there you ask? Oh just returning a dog they had adopted... the dog was too energetic or some bullshit.

McLovin has been at this small music fest that my friends I have gone to the last two years. He’s a really nice dude as long as you don’t call him McLovin. We ended up throwin the football around with him, his Victoria’s Secret model friends and his crew.

He was nice to the people in line in front of me, too! I didn’t get the impression he hates people in general. Just women he considers too unattractive to exist.

Anyone who was in Powder has zero right to be a dick to anyone. You seem lovely and I hate him.

That would’ve been a great time to bring up the fact that he was fucking Powder. Powder. Anyway, what a douche. Fuck that guy. Good on ya for not letting it hurt you.

I’ve read a few different accounts along the same lines: Reedus is a genuine prince whereas Flannery is a knobend.

?!? The fuck? He sounds so awful this story just went back in time and ruined my die hard middle school crush on him. It also forces me to take great pleasure in the fact that, when you google his name, one of the suggestions is, “Josh Hartnett has been.” Ain't it the truth.

Sorry he was such a dick to you. I’m not surprised. I saw him at a panel at Zombicon & he was the hugest asshole. Really, really terrible.

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Josh Hartnett, you absolute fuckstick.

What a coincidence! I heard “UGH” and a dramatic shudder of disgust was exactly how 97% of the viewing public reacted to Boondock Saints 2.

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…