I feel like my disdain for Kirk Cameron has bled onto ol’ Candace, and I’m not proud of that, but that has upped my skepticism of this whole thing.

WEED WINGS YOU ALL NEED TO STOP OH MY GOD

You know? I’m so used to saying “stems and seeds” that it didn’t occur to me that, no, I have not actually seen a seed in ages.

I can completely understand what she means. I saw her in Amsterdam a few months ago, and she was the sweetest, most personal performer in a venue of a size too big for the art she wants to make, it seemed. Next to her amazing performance she at one point had to stop dead and tell the audience to either stop talking or…

Dressing up as a cat and pretending to be one on a regular basis isn’t even that abnormal.

I hope Steve Buscemi adopts her.

This is a human

I’ve used it to jazz up boxed mac and cheese, too.

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

JT’s face ALWAYS LOOKS WEIRD

He’s killing that eyeliner.

I mean, if Christian Bale thinks you’re being an asshole...

It is magnificent in Stove Top stuffing, an easy savory application that can be dangerous if you don’t mind your portion.

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

My favorite though, was when I overheard a new employee who was prepping cucumbers and talking to the dish washer. She thought it was really dishonest that we said some of our sandwiches were vegetarian or vegan when they contained cucumber. The dishwasher was confused and said that cucumbers were vegetables. The…

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

But what if he has hay fever? Everyone knows that those cats are perpetually getting random hay stuck to them.

Proof that I read too much nonsense - Taylor’s cats are short haired so this story of long fluffy hair is BULLLLLSHIT