He seems to be doing a Robert Vaughn impersonation, and I kind of love it.

She's still a human being. Also, some people who were fans of her parents watched the reality show which featured Bobbi Christina, and actually DO know who she is. Just because you don't give a shit doesn't mean no one else can or should.

He's exceedingly charming and intelligent! The man has charm for miles and miles on the surface. He also has the capacity to treat people very poorly. We all contain multitudes, after all. It just makes me cringe to see people say she's SO horrible and he's SO great because they seem very well matched from what…

I have met him on a number of occasions and you are absolutely correct. He hides it well behind the floppy-haired self-deprecating British thing, but he's an arrogant twat.

I'm with you, and this seems more like internet wishing rather than a real possibility. Also, he HAS some great original material. Guardians of the Galaxy is this generations Raider of the Lost Ark, IMO. I mean, the first scene of Starlord as an adult is a pretty direct homage, right?

I thought it was Toby Maguire!

Seriously. Those poor dears.

Hawley is the Poochey the Rockin' Dog of this show.

Oh man. She's got her dna from those two and she ended up looking... like a very average pretty person. I mean, she's not ugly but she doesn't have half the hawt factor of her mother OR her father when they were young. That's rough.

Oh my god yes. So. Hot.

I'm all about his father, tho.

People hate Alan Alda!? That's just wrong. He's awesome!

A thousand times yes. I came here to say the same thing.

I really enjoyed him in the short-lived tv version of Ten Things I Hate About You! That show was really good. I think it was on the wrong channel or something.

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey very famously didn't get along at all while the movie was being made. Mmmmmaybe years later they got over it? but at the time they couldn't stand each other. The above article is talking about Leo and Claire Danes in Romeo and Juliette, not Leo and Kate, and Rachel McAdams and the…

I immediately thought it was what the crabs climb to get to the belly button, or possibly just take in the view.

The way he puts his hand on hers and looks at her just... I can't even.

Oof. Yeah. I was all set to say "They're both consenting adults, age is just a number, etc, etc..." but he looks about fifteen years old.

Twelve or thirteen women were involved in the lawsuit from 2005 (one pressing charges and the others who were going to testify against him but couldn't press charges because the statute of limitations had run out.) So yeah, she means the two people in the room at the time of the dozens of allegations.

Anthony Bourdain from ten years ago is my celebrity crush. The hard living has caught up with him, unfortch.