Doesn't the Meryl quote say her role wasn't inspired by men even though her acting often is? That's how I read it.

"He obviously didn't have a model for that piece, so he fudged it."

A friend of mine once said Craig looked like he tried to break down a door with his face, which I thought was hilarious even though I think the man is unbelievably hot.

Ain't no shame in looking like Terrance Stamp, tho.

Yusss. She is turnt out.

Nice! I'll start saving my pennies.

I just want that bag, but am willing to bet it costs half my yearly salary.

Seriously, she's lucky it didn't involve bloodshed and permanent scarring. This was the best she could have hoped for.

We've got us some serious DoppelBangers in the house, y'all.

Apparently they're German. I'm pretty sure the Eurovision song contest messes with their pop music sensibilities.

Ah, gotcha. I gave up on having a type years ago, but I know what you mean.

I thought everyone had the hots for J G-L? Everyone here on Jez does, anyway.

His part in the crime being discussed (you know, murder) was "witness". The victim of that crime was the woman who was murdered.

You're probably trolling and I really shouldn't even respond, what with the answer being right up there in the article (Hint: they're all professional dancers) but here I go anyway: did you notice the preponderance of Latin names? Those swarthy men can dance, yo.

He's being blamed for this woman's death and his friend's death. I'm pretty sure that, combined with the loss of his friends, qualifies.

Well, it's probably the best picture they have on hand of the two of them together. As to how it stays like that my answer would be threefold: a) That photo captures one moment in time b) She very likely has a team of people working her hair at public events c) lots of spray and strategically placed pins.

Hell yeah, Team Will all the way. He didn't do too badly though, since he's already got his own line of high heels for men! (Or just, you know, people with bigger feet who want to look fabulous.)

And give unwanted backrubs.

He would have been a perfectly fine used car salesman! Or perhaps owned a diner somewhere and talked to people about how fresh the pie was. Anything other than that and he seemed to be in over his head.

Crying with pride.