I just want that bag, but am willing to bet it costs half my yearly salary.

Seriously, she's lucky it didn't involve bloodshed and permanent scarring. This was the best she could have hoped for.

We've got us some serious DoppelBangers in the house, y'all.

Apparently they're German. I'm pretty sure the Eurovision song contest messes with their pop music sensibilities.

Ah, gotcha. I gave up on having a type years ago, but I know what you mean.

I thought everyone had the hots for J G-L? Everyone here on Jez does, anyway.

His part in the crime being discussed (you know, murder) was "witness". The victim of that crime was the woman who was murdered.

You're probably trolling and I really shouldn't even respond, what with the answer being right up there in the article (Hint: they're all professional dancers) but here I go anyway: did you notice the preponderance of Latin names? Those swarthy men can dance, yo.

He's being blamed for this woman's death and his friend's death. I'm pretty sure that, combined with the loss of his friends, qualifies.

Well, it's probably the best picture they have on hand of the two of them together. As to how it stays like that my answer would be threefold: a) That photo captures one moment in time b) She very likely has a team of people working her hair at public events c) lots of spray and strategically placed pins.

Hell yeah, Team Will all the way. He didn't do too badly though, since he's already got his own line of high heels for men! (Or just, you know, people with bigger feet who want to look fabulous.)

And give unwanted backrubs.

He would have been a perfectly fine used car salesman! Or perhaps owned a diner somewhere and talked to people about how fresh the pie was. Anything other than that and he seemed to be in over his head.

Crying with pride.

Even in the nineties it was terrible. My friends and I called it the "wet beaver" look. (the animal, not the lady-bits nickname.)

I miss Comment of the Day, because you really, really deserve to win a prize of this.

His civil trial and the accusation from twelve women was big news in the entertainment industry in 2006, there's no way Tina Fey wasn't aware of it.

I personally think he looks gross, but to each their own I guess.

"Supermodel" means someone who has achieved a certain rare level of fame as a model so no, she doesn't qualify: she's simply a model.

And he was supposed to be the prosecuting attorney! He sure as hell sounded like he was giving the closing arguments in Wilson's defense.