Pretty sure that's a vest. The jacket's to tailored for there to be sweater sleeves in there.

It hadn't even occurred to me to pee in the shower until my late twenties. Like, it never crossed my mind a single time. Showers were for showering, toilets for peeing, and that was that. It was only during some game where you are supposed to answer questions about other people playing and the question was "do you…

He was stunningly beautiful. Sorry for your loss.

If you google "poof, you're single" you'll see it's been around for a while. Here's an example from 2012.

This reminds me of one that's not mine, either! About twenty years ago friend of mine from high school was attending an all women's college. There was a dude who worked on campus (I don't remember in what capacity) who was from Ireland- Belfast to be exact. Very handsome, in his mid twenties, charming, loves his…

Most of the time Massage Therapist does mean Massage Therapist. Masseuse on the other hand...

Except she wasn't "working for" anyone in this situation. She was on a reality show where she was competing and she lost. They bring back the losers to help the remaining contestants at the end of every season, (or at least the last five-ish? As long as I've been watching, anyway.)

I've been to about six RenFaires and MD had by far the best food of all of them.

Yes! They are my favorite faire for food offerings, by far. When I read the headline I thought "they'd better talk about the green beans!" I also love the oyster shooters.

I'm kind of confused about the premise of the whole article: It seems to be mocking the writing style, which I'm completely okay with because it's awful, and then conflating that with Hathaway herself. Kate knows Anne didn't write and edit the profile, right?

I wish I could star your comment and gif one million times. Was Kate Dries not reading Jezebel when Hathaway won her Oscar? That's her only excuse.

Oh noes! Wrinkles! Burn her!

Yeah we are. Look how frigging easy it was, on a "feminist" website no less!

Yup. I mean; there seemed to be some kind of meta-commentary about the article but a lot of readers here are going to miss it and go right for the jabs at her looks, which sucks.

The chick laughing in the background looks a little bit like Beth, but is a pale substitute... or is his girlfriend and she's a jerk as well.

I am so sorry to be "that person" but he didn't trick them into eating anything. There was no eating here. Understandably "Man tricks cats into thinking they were about to eat then pulls a douche move with an empty plate" makes for a worse headline.

Yeah, sorry. He's charismatic as hell and does a great job manipulating people into believing he's soulful and caring. When I got close to him he did some incredibly shitty things to me because he could, and because I let him. It ruined my life for a long time and I'm pretty sure he got off on that too. He told…

I think she means "many" as in cargo pants as opposed to "multiple" meaning more than one.

Ha! I honestly hadn't even noticed that. She's so often pantsless, I think it's a way of life for her.

He's not an American, although maybe he's lived here for a few decades.