I wish I could star this one million times.

Wow. I was a tween when this came out and saw it a bunch of times when I was you, but I'm realizing it's probably been a few decades since I've watched it. Time for a re-viewing! Was this the original video?

Good lord. No wonder he became a horror writer.

There's a lot about that story that doesn't make sense. How long were those napkins left that they supposedly had time to get infested with maggots? Those things don't just appear out of nowhere, even if it seems like it sometimes. Plus, they went through and entire washer and dryer but somehow the maggots held on?…

She started out as a songwriter for acts like Britney Spears, Pussycat Dolls, Cher, New Kids on the Block (!) and TLC, so that's one area I do actually believe she deserves credit.

It's the "so plumped with Botox she could barely speak" part that has me doubting the source, since Botox isn't a filler, and people us it around the mouth to prevent lines but not ON the lips.

I thought the same thing. It sounds like an expression, but not one I've ever actually encountered.

To me it seems like Mila was more of a badass for going on about her life and engaging in at least one other long-term relationship that we know of, possibly without giving much of a thought to AK except as a good friend. The idea of her pining and waiting for her turn sounds kind of... sadass.

Context clues tell me that the "sultan" comment means that, in this imaginary world she is positing where Saks makes clothing that Lindy could fit into and fashionistas started shopping at Dress Barn, she STILL wouldn't be able to afford shopping there. So; this isn't an either/or situation where she is either…

What I took away from the slideshow is that backwards baseball caps are a thing again? Ugh.

Which is what she meant when she wrote (in the above article): "I'm sure plus-size customers everywhere would be happy to trade industries with you! Do you know how much I'd kill to be able to buy high-quality, on-trend investment pieces in my size? Feel free to GO NUTS AT THE DRESS BARN and I'll be over here at Saks…

I personally can't stand the term "selfie" and wish it would go away but the self-portrait is a long standing practice that ain't going anywhere.

Yes! I think she meant they should be more imaginative and take risks, but her mouth took a terrible turn. Possibly it was her tongue going rogue?

Hee. It's a tiny bit long for a bob, plus it's just horrible and bobs are naturally fabulous so I can't call it that. (Although it's hilarious to imagine it shorter in the back, all wedge-like.)

I read it as he was saying goodbye to public life outside of those official venues.

It sounds to me like he is still going to do those things, and was calling them part of the job:

Ha! I hadn't read Daniel Dean Torrez'd comment. Jinx!

And if they've been listening to her talk they've probably learned to imitoot her exargtly.

I'm having a very difficult time believing this story. That honestly just can't be physically possible.

I did the exact same thing! Got to the third item, was annoyed, scrolled back up to check the byline. Ah yes, that explains it.