Rebadge it as a Teslarossa.

But in order to combine all those into a stew, I won’t have enough mana to charge up my TV remote and cell phone. ;_; #wizprobs

Burner because I actually want to keep my job. Have quite few close calls though.

I think this time, the joke goes in Soviet Ukraine, you drive autonomous vehicle.

Two points here:

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I think you just hand out invites that say,

I enjoyed this article. It was informative without being pedantic, and short enough to read on the can and not have the wife shout down “are you playing with yourself in there or what?!”

It wasn’t a compressor, it was chuck norris with a bicycle pump.

I miss cars with manuals. Nowadays you have to download it in PDF format.

How many Ariel Atoms can you buy with $400k?

Eight. Yes, you could have eight AAs or 40 of today’s NPoCP Bronco.

“Trade Secrets” only apply as long as you make a concerted effort to keep them a secret. Once it’s offered for sale, published, or otherwise made available to the public, you have lost your ability to claim “trade secret” on that item.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/5794984398.html

Safety squints not good enough fer ya?

Open the rear doors and just drift the deliveries out the back onto the front door.

Looks like someone put the cart before (or in this case on top of) the horse.

Carma!!!!!

I’ll show myself out.

I guess car parts theft wasn’t really his Forte.

Still, even for a thief, it’s a shame he was KIA.