How? As near as I can tell, it was actively difficult NOT to get into the inauguration. I have an old coworker and friend who requested a single ticket with the idea that he’d like to know the evil he’ll be fighting against. He was sent five tickets, and a big commemorative-memorabilia packet. Nobody wanted them, and…

Not just walk away.

I would be so honored.

Yep! Yesterday at Reagan my friend texted me “How am I supposed to find you everyone here is wearing a pussyhat!”

So the spiritual advisor to the man who dismisses any criticism of himself as “fake news”, dismisses any criticism of herself as attacks from Satan.

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

Poldark is a bodice ripper centered around mining in Cornwall in the 18th century and I am not ashamed to say I blew through the entire thing on my Christmas break. Even my seriously repressed British in-laws loved it!!!

Slightly off topic but it always upset me how Monica Lewinsky was made to pay as great of a price as she has for her “crime”. Serial killers have been given more respect and dignity than she has. She was young, dumb and dazzled by a man. Probably believed every word he told her too. So called friends and confidants…

Thanks for letting me know I’m not alone. I was thinking that given the protocol for the death of a former president it would be the ultimate scene steal.

Same here, I guess. I won’t pirate or buy pirated movies, but for a lot of people it’s hard to break out the violin for them when it almost $50 for two people to go see what may turn out to be a crappy movie at a theater. That comes across to a lot of folks as a bigger dent to their pocket that piracy does to a…

I care, but when studios don’t pay attention to the market and release their product in a restricted manner, I feel a whole lot less sympathetic about it. I’d be fine paying a bit for a product I want to see, but I’m not going to go get an whole HBO subscription for GoT which is the only place I can find it legally. I…

I dont see compulsive sex and binge drinking on there...

Welcome to your new everyday routine in Trump’s america.

All I want is for the mall to be half-empty this Friday, and for every news channel to pan out and show us that people didn’t show up. Please.

I am going straight to hell, because the first thing I thought when I heard this news was, “if he dies (and he could die, because he’s old and frail) today or tomorrow, the news would totally overshadow the inauguration, which would totally go up Cheeto Mussolini’s ass sideways.”

$30 bucks says Bill pounds too many Bud heavies and ralphs on stage.

Bill Clinton fake-coughs into his hand. “I’m so sick,” he drawls. “I think I’ll bail and just binge-watch some ‘Criminal Minds’ instead.”

Well of course. How else is he going to get to review who he’ll be dating in 10 years?