I doubt my brother would be one of the military’s success stories. It would be nice if her could be, but I wasn’t just being mocking when I said I really don’t think he’d make it through basic training. He has an untreated mood disorder with a history of hospitalization. The odds of him getting through boot camp…

It’s funny to me that they have to oversell it. No, they weren’t just going into the Marines or the Air Force. No, they we’re this close to becoming (fill in the most elite unit/special operations force). They could get away with a slightly smaller lie.

Fucking hell. I know all too well about that. The endless hypocritical ranting (and it’s always hypocritical, because it’s always “Christians” whining about Muslims being allowed to practice their religion, when of course they think “Christians” should be allowed to pervert the First Amendment into a bludgeon…

No one with an “almost joined” story was ever going to be just a regular enlisted. They were always going to be a fighter pilot or a SEAL or Captain America. I joined to fix radios, because fixing radios came with an enlistment bonus. And I hate “I wasn’t gonna...” stories.

It’s funny, people have the idea of SEALs are really big guys, but I hear the average is around 5'8" to 5'10" and height and around 170lbs. I guess it makes sense. They have to be nimble and able to easily get around in confine spaces. The less bodymass the better. It really is a role built for smaller people with…

Fitness would probably be the only strong point for my brother. He seems too thinly built to be a SEAL, but he exercises constantly and is a health nut. His issue would be of the psychological variety (I’m honestly not sure if I recruiter would take him if they saw his medical records). And the fact that he’s a…

I love how they all seem to think they could make it with the SEALs. Hell, the regular army during the recession had to lower it’s fitness standards just to be able to successfully recruit, and yet they all think they could jump right into the elite SEALs. lol

After my hair was mostly gray and I was bored of it, I had it bleached to platinum. Now that I don’t work for stodgy lawyers I Manic Panic all the colors. Just did Rock n Roll Red today, it’s gorgeous.

Merry Christmas from Sheela the Irish Wolfhound!!!!!!!!!

Ha! Now he’s saying now that once Trump’s in office and he can be sure the presidency won’t be stolen away from him, he wants to join the military to become a navy seal so he can fight terrorists. As if he has that kind of discipline! I’d be amazed if he could make it through basic training without cracking.

Ugh I’m currently eating a Christmas Eve dinner at a very fancy restaurant, and the delicious food is being spoiled by ranting about Muslim refugees. This is why I prefer to cook and hold holiday meals at home! There’s more opportunities to excuse yourself in that setting than at a restaurant!

He’s a black man with an insane unprecedented voice

I can back that statement up as well. They would be the people in class that would get the same grade as me when I spent 40 hours on a project to make something of good craftsmanship, and you could tell they spent an hour at most and came up with some lame Art School BS meaning to talk about how deep it is and how it…

Key words are “wants to be seen” as one. I doubt he actually wants to be one because that requires work.

Let’s face it. What drives the guy is a DESPERATE desire to be seen as something.

As a former art student, can confirm there’s a Yeezus in almost every class.

I want to know when Mugatu is filing his lawsuit for plagiarism... Or at least the writers and costume designer for Zoolander. This was humorous for Yeezy season 1, but 2 and 3 are a bit much.

I’d just like us all to take a moment and picture Kanye typing out that list. While some of it was compiled on the road in his mind or on Evernote, I just like to imagine Kanye sitting at his computer late at night with next to a desk lamp. His wife and children are sound asleep, and Kanye hunting and pecking out this…

People give Kim so much shit for being useless, but I would take Kim walking around in a flesh colored leotard, not hurting anyone, than this deranged bullshit. The clothes Kanye creates are fucking ugly. His music has not been good since MBDTF. His new album is already a mess. He is a Cosby apologist (and seriously,…

None of this sounds crazy. It sounds frustrating, stupid, exhausting, and boring, which is exactly what the show looked like, too.