You can't believe it? I can't believe it. This day has been surreal.

Thanks brother.

Here is my thought process when I wrote that bit about her saying "What was that" and having what a socially awkward 21 year old kiss virgin might MISTAKE as a negative reaction:

I can see how it's being read that way. I just tried to explain it in another comment.

Definitely not the first time.

I didn't mean for it to sound condescending, though you're right it did. Sorry for that.

Use two hands. I forgot to mention that in my original post. I knew I forgot something.

I based most of this off of my own experience. It has worked for me. That's all this whole thing was. It was me sharing my own personal anecdote.

I didn't say this is the logical progrssion. Everyone is getting caught up in the fact that I numbered some of my points. That was to make it easier to read, not to follow like an IKEA furniture manual.

It's a fist shape. It was the only way I could think to describe it technically. Remember, I wrote this for a 21 year old guy who's never so much as kissed a girl.

Bro, why didn't you read my advice? Grab the chin.

Lol.. guys I didn't pull this out of a movie or photos.

You're harping on the term "lip kiss". Use the context. It's a slightly open mouth kiss. I chose those words to tell the guy he should not be approaching her with a wide open mouth akin to something from Dumb and Dumber.

You should read the part just above the part you quoted. I say something to the effect of "She might say something like "What was that" .. pay attention to her body language".

The comments are fun too, you should leave one :)

I was too lazy to find an image of it, so I described it technically. You are making a fist, and her chin fits between your thumb and index finger. You're not making a punching fist, just a fist shape.

Can a girl not playfully ask a guy "What are you doing?". That's what I meant by body language. Tone and body language are good things to pay attention to.

Not obsessed. It's just a good way of opening a first kiss. You don't leave it there the whole time this goes on.

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No, it's not a guide.. People keep thinking I wrote a how-to or something. No. I wrote a bunch of brain droppings to give the guy some ideas. You can see there is no sequential order. These are not steps. Things are numbered so that it's not a massive wall of text. It's so you can read it easily.