For the love of all that is good and wonderful, bring back the V10s.  We deserve it!

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

Hummer should have never left. It would be an amazing Jeep competitor if it was still around now.

Elon Musk was cited fleeing the scene.

Starred for accuracy.

That’s not how lawsuits work... Just because the other side doesn’t agree with it doesn’t mean it doesn’t go to trial. 

At what point does Tesla wake up and find a way to stop this. If someone hit me while doing this, I’s sue both Tesla and the “driver”

It’s not possible to get trucks too big.

Truck-driving poseurs wont be happy until they have a Denali the size of a semi-.

No, when the citizens fall in the potholes , the    potholes will be filled. Synergy!

Hmm...

I think Penny Farthing Bicycles would be peak hipster and I await in anticipation for the launch of the start up using them for a sharing company.

I hope they try this in Indianapolis. Over 1/3 of our citizens are obese, and we have a huge pothole problem. This is either going to kill a lot of people, or make the pothole problem worse.

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.

I said it in another thread and I’ll say it again here (based on a wise mentor):

For the next refresh, Tesla is pleased to announce that it will eliminate the user interface entirely. The 2024 Model S will use Tesla’s advanced AI to determine your climate control preferences, musical tastes, wiper settings and destination.

CEO Elon Musk has vowed to review every 10th page of outgoing expenses, personally.

Apparently, I’m a cretin, because I was told by some Euro-car loving friends of mine that it is pronounced “Ren-O”. I pronounced it the other way, and half the room started laughing at me, and calling me an uncultured shit. (This may be fairly accurate, might I add.)

The biggest unveil will be called the “Jalopnik Edition”, a brown CT4-V wagon with a manual transmission and a special system that helps it avoid being crashed into by Mustangs. 

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

HELLCAT ALL THE THINGS