Dodge Sold Three (3) Darts Has Best Sales Month Ever in the U.S. Last Month

This photo illustration is hilarious and great.

List of Potential Next car Makes:

Wishful thinking.

That’s still about twice the top speed of average volvo drivers.

Catching footage of a meteorite as well.

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

Versa Note, with enough left over for a decent disguise. 

I asked BMW for comment, and a spokesman gave me the following:

“Maybe the dying sports car market killed off the SLC.”

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

addendum:  Ah, damn, someone beat me to it below

Or rust-free Mazda3's

Oh come on, this is garbage... How did the guy with the

Infiniti J30, eat your heart out.

Tell your friend that it’s a machine gun.

What’s next?  A Panhard autonomous vehicle?

“No tire kickers...”

Heck, that’s so affordable I think I’ll place an order for three right after I finish my trip to the Dollar General.