Hahaha I only said PS5 because that’s the system I currently want (because of Horizon’s DLC). I have an XSX and those crabs would be well-served with that as well (or a Switch).

There are crabs down there right now hoping that somebody drops a TV and a PS5 someday.

Prince of Persia did have Gemma Arterton though, which kept me watching an incredibly mediocre movie far longer than I otherwise would have.

I’ll always dislike Jewel of the Nile for immediately betraying the idea that Jack & Joan fell in love at the end of Romancing the Stone only to immediately invoke a timeskip in which their romance has already fallen apart.

I think you’re talking about the 2011 (jesus) prequel with Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I think it’s interesting that this most recent crop of (non-Disney) live action remakes are animes, a form that may be the most unsuited to live action. Animation already gets to play with exaggerated character designs, exaggerated action, camera movement, and lighting.

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First thing I thought of!

Ain’t that always the way?

I have a potentially cynical, but genuinely curious question: Gizmodo really, really likes posting stories about upcoming LEGO sets. Moreso than other collectibles that come out by a long shot. More than Mondo posters (an era that has mercifully ended). Are these essentially paid advertisements? I never really trust…

I loved every second of the movie, but I’m looking forward to watching it at home because the sound mixing often felt unbalanced. There were so many times where the music (especially in Gwen’s drum-solo intro) completely overwhelmed the dialogue. I also often couldn’t hear Hobie, which sucked, because he was my…

I know this will be a spoiler but I don’t care. The whole reason I want to see this movie AT ALL is the implied presence of Megatron Rex.

Why does a giant robot need glasses? Humans need glasses because of imperfections with the biological eyeball. Robots can...fix themselves.

Ah, I didn’t know that but it’s not surprising.

Salma Hayek with Rogue hair is going to hard to resist, guys.

I wanted so badly to like The Thing (2011), but two things got in the way:

I love the art style, it’s so wonderfully dynamic. The character designs are a little “eh” but I’m perfectly willing to be proven wrong. I also like that this movie is taking place when they’re KIDS, a period of time the comics and shows haven’t really touched. Can’t wait to see it.

NOOOOOOPE

WHERE’S TENDI AND RUTHAFORD?!

Basically came here to say this. How has it lasted this long?