None of this is surprising. But I do still have a question:

Corgis.

This is exactly what I assumed Senran would be on the Switch.

Looks kinda shitty.

It really is bizarre. Every other goddamn alien species is bilaterally symmetrical, have the same body structure, same senses (in the same places), similar skeletal and muscle structure...But nobody else has hair or feathers or any other ingumentary structure.

Have not played the game—do all those bone-skinned aliens share a common ancestry?

In my experience, the crying baby thing has never, ever, EVER been enforced, and I’ve sat directly next to babies who scream their lungs out from Chicago to Anchorage.

Are these mod packs coming to the Switch version?

Hahaha I know, it’s such stupid thing to brag about. And he does all the time.

Sounds like he predicted Brexit and Devin Nunes had a news conference.

First, I’m always thrown off that these alien species are anywhere close to being compatible with human plumbing or share the same emotional responses.

Uh...NES games but not on Switch..?

I don’t remember the species of the alien in that GIF, but...

I have a question. If the robot dinosaurs shoot physical things at you, like missiles, how are they restocked? Do they regenerate? Maybe they don’t at all. The “robots as biological creatures” thing makes my head hurt, but I like it.

I enjoyed Plague of Shadows but two things really hold it back: (1) constantly messing with your equipment kills all the game’s momentum; and (2) some boss battles (looking at you, King Knight) are ridiculously frustrating.

My experience has been pretty problem-free. Yeah, the WiFi signal is much lower than on other consoles and handhelds in the same room, but it’s not like patches don’t download.

I continue to be flabbergasted that Kotaku covers the bizarre and escalating sexualization of Overwatch at all, much less with the unnerving frequency that you do.

Somewhat-related issue: can people not park in their fucking garages and/or driveways anymore? I thought maybe this problem was unique to Alaska, but from the looks of it, no, it’s everywhere.

I suggest “Just Dance” could be used for this experiment.

I won’t have time, but I’d like to finish God of War 3 Remastered. I enjoy the game, but at 40 gigs, I could use the HD space.