To describe any part of the Pro Bowl as successful is being a little generous.

The criminally underappreciated Chubb Rock.

Actually by “Tiger-proofing” golf they actually ended up catering to him and similar long hitters. The powers that be were so threatened by his distance they added hundreds of yards to their courses, most notably at Augusta, which hosts the Masters. All it did was give Tiger and the rest of the bombers a big advantage…

In the second half, they showed some footage of him during warm-ups. He was doing step-back jumpers from the inner edge of the halfcourt logo. So, I’m guessing that’s about 35 feet back? Which, as it turns out, is useful practice:

So there are now two teams (Pistons and Clippers) paying Josh Smith to NOT play for them. This is a new level of incompetence.

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

It seemed to me that the Packers were especially whiny during the post-game interviews.

I feel the same way.

Vikings fans

Bears fans. Fuck Green Bay.

Everyone other than packers fans. Which is the majority.

Um, no. We already got that. Perhaps you missed the Hail Mary at the end of regulation. Anyway, we got to see Palmer and all-time-great Fitz with the season on the line. Defense is part of football, yes?

Vikings fans

With the way Rodgers has played this year, “miracle” hails aside, I don’t imagine it would have been very good anyway.

Cry me a river packers fan. Maybe try actually covering one of the best wide receivers of all time? Naaaaah just blame it on teh OT rulez!!!!

So, sex then.

That game was like sex, if sex included Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth watching you the whole time and getting completely flabbergasted by what they were seeing.

Bruce Arians has balls of steel. After the questionable throws Palmer made in that game, having him do an off-hand shovel pass. Jesus.

How did he score with James Harden guarding the basket?!