I was once at a College Bar having drinks and there was a band playing. No one was paying any attention to the band. After about 45 minutes of NO ONE paying attention to them, the music suddenly stops and I hear a shouted whine over the mic “We’re Econoline Crush! Fuck!” before storming off the stage to some bemused…

I find this to be an unpopular opinion among my largely 35-50 year old friends, but goddam I love my e-reader and I don’t care who knows it. It has that nice e-ink thing so it looks just like a novel. I can carry a kajillion books in one tiny package. It remembers what page I was on. I needed a third book in a trilogy…

Yeah it does seem unnecessary big- that really would rub on their skin, weigh down their necks and imagine the sound of a whole herd of them. Never thought I’d say this but... #teamcrazyveganlady

Well that IS a big arsed bell.

Indigenous identity is not about DNA. This is what aggravates me so much about those fucking DNA-Ancestry commercials where people find out they’re “Native American” (just that, not what tribe, or clan, or anything else), and suddenly they’re pulling dreamcatchers out of their ass.

I’m a little enamored of their post-relationship relationship and how committed they seem to be to making sure that their daughter still has them both together as a family unit. I know what we see is what they let us see, but you’ll never convince me they aren’t a happy little modern divorced family.

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

Bitch, please. Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen have been the public ideal for divorced but still on good terms and co-parenting couple since 2003.

The whole reas0n they are getting a divorce is because he had a violent drunken outburst on a plane that involved the kids. As the daughter of an alcoholic it probably wasn’t the first time and she wants to make sure the kids are protected. But yeah, keep hating on a UN peace ambassador who donates millions to charity…

a woman with no female friends can’t be trusted.

I just came here to put this video up, I have no opinion on penguins being taken super high in the air for no good reason:

Also, there is a Canadian musician called Caribou who used to be called Manitoba but then a guy called Dick Manitoba made him change his name.

Somebody didn’t have to do their Dorm Laundry in London, Ontario.

The HoF is a joke. It’s all industry politicking and isn’t a credible curator of the rock and roll canon.

That’s why I love this guy.

uh..i’m 45 and she never meant much to me.

You have clearly never spoken to one single woman in a burka. Some women WANT to wear them.

I really really really do not like burqas. But I don’t think we get anywhere by banning them.

Tommy, my good man, if you think the most fundamental part of womanhood is being penetrated by a dick, I don’t know what to tell you. Wait, yes I do, shut up.