A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

Weird, it's almost as though living in occupied territory and constantly suffering retaliatory overreaction strikes from your wealthy heavily militarized neighbor in reaction to a few assholes in your government shooting glorified fireworks at them will breed resentment somehow.

But the quizzes that tell us which Harry Potter house we'd be in still hold up, right?

I'll be over here, pickled in gin.

Defenestrate?

NAILED IT!

If I had time and money to blow to attempt to look like Kim K, I would just work on my Kim Cardassian costume.

Besides, there are rumors that she used more than her talent to rise to the top so....

We've got earmuffs for our two. They are great at fireworks, when we go to loud outdoor concerts (usually classical, but still loud!), and when we spend the day cheering for Daddy at sporting events. My husband might be industrially deaf, but I will fight tooth and nail to ensure my kid's hearing is unsullied until…

Does anyone have any hilarious gifs to share?

as an Indian-American woman, I feel uncomfortable calling Native Americans "Indian."

It's very "Abandoned IKEA Monkey."

Are people confused about where the child's face should go if you just hang the shirt on a plain hanger?

So this was an Aramark taste-testing focus group?

I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my…

A friend and I came up with a scale for this: it's Cousin Larry to Balki. You can have a little of both, but usually one is dominant.

While not as committed as this woman, I have done the same from time to time at a park in my city that is popular for wedding photographs. Pretty dresses. Pretty flowers. Occasional bonus little girl in a twirly whirly dress. Why not?

I don't appreciate the erasure of college students who stay up all night with empty cans of red bull everywhere trying to study for their exams. We deserve representation too! #yesallcollegestudents

I'm pretty sure they're talking about white as in skin color rather than white as in Caucasian. Asian society has been emphasizing white skin as a beauty standard for CENTURIES. Impossible beauty standard, yes. Bad English translation, yes. Racism? Questionable.