Jezebel needs to do a how-to on how to make a Barbie cake. I've made lots, including this Ada Lovelace cake (with Oreo Difference Engine), and you can structure a whole party around glopping brightly colored frosting and sprinkles onto the skirt and calling it "fashion design"

The tabloids are determined to make the Jolie Pitts look as monstrous as possible aren't they? That sounds like my house...minus the pot smoking and billions of dollars. I get the feeling more and more those kids will grow up more normal than anyone ever expected.

I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

My boyfriend has a massive beard (not as big as the man on the left but roughly the size of the other two) which I am forever picking breadcrumbs out of. To quote him: "Stop it, those are my snacks for later!"

Maybe people will finally move on to gochujang as the next hot sauce of choice? I find it to be way more interesting and versatile in the kitchen than sriracha.

My mother named her cat Khaleesi. When she got really fat my mother changed the cat's name to Kolossi.

How about instead of suspending someone for being transgendered, you tell the "concerned" parents to fuck off? I hate the mentality that school administrators have that every parental concern should be taken into consideration.

"But if my children have normal interaction with a transgender person, they might wind up confused, and think that people different from us are still human! How am I supposed to teach my children to hate transgender people if they're exposed at an early age!"

Hi - mental health nurse here! Re the weed - it is completely possible that AB was suffering from drug-induced psychosis, brought on by her excessive (!) marijuana use. There is emerging research that shows the presence of a gene called catechol-O-methyltransferase (or COMT) can lead to psychotic symptoms (that…

Marijuana can cause psychosis in people predisposed to psychosis- it's actually a known risk factor for schizophrenia. I'm so tired of the "it's natural" and "it's harmless" BS- it's a drug, and like all drugs can have both positive and negative attributes.

He needs to be like this here cat.

I am so glad someone else thought of Today's Special!

But it could be so fun to have a mannequin come alive at night!

People seriously need to get a grip. I have a seven year old, so I completely understand wanting to get your kid something they really want, but they (and you) can't always get what you want. That's a pretty important lesson to learn early on for both parents and children, unless you want to raise your own little…

People are crazy. I mean, I get it. I have a preschool-aged girl who is absolutely over the moon for Frozen. She listens to the soundtrack every day, begs me to buy the movie, and relates most of the events in her life to "something like this happened to Anna/Elsa."

But, seriously, being disappointed is a HUGE part…

It is kind of weird that they didn't forsee the merchandise draw for this. I remember back in Christmas at the Disney store near me (the only one in our city) there was only one small shelf of Frozen items and a HUGE display of Planes items. Planes was pretty much a piece of crap rip-off from Cars, plus it was last…

I *sniff* LOVE the placebo effect!!! *SOB*

Maybe that's why the women in the video were crying?

True story: last week I was eating lunch outside, sitting by myself on a bench. I had just taken a giant bite of falafel when I was approached by two strangers. They informed me they were with a casting agency and they were casting for Dove's next "Real Beauty" campaign activation (still don't know if I should be…