sillydan
sillydan
sillydan

I get what you're saying, but I can't take you seriously until you have 2 experts on your side.

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

The best line I ever heard about CrossFit is that it is the opposite of Fight Club.

My impression of CrossFit in gif format.

As someone who has done Crossfit for about two years, I can say that I love the workouts - I've gotten in pretty good shape for a guy who didn't do much until his 40s. But I don't really like the "vibe" around the movement. We aren't talking anything revolutionary here so stop acting like it.

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

I'd say these pastel-like colors are better suited for WASPs.

You know, they don't just make up in Australia after a scuffle. They...

Yeah. According to the team, the cat will be throwing out a hair ball.

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

Despite the mishit, it looks like he has a pretty good lie.

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Correction: Nobody was feeling George Michael's vibes more than this guy...

They have to buy a new Crosby jersey every season after they stained their old one with tears during the playoffs.

I'm 95% certain it's 10ft...if JFball is 6', and I visually take 2/3 of his body and stack it, it seems about right...but I'm also the guy that eyeballs all the wall furnishings I hang for my wife and end up getting my ass handed to me afterwards...

Here it is.

Right, you're Buzz Killington.

Can we designate this new breed as a new position, such as a Wide End or Tight Receiver?