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You put that so much more eloquently than i was about to, but I will chalk it up to the fact that you've got 9 points on me. People routinely and massively overestimate the value of a high I.Q., especially those who've been told they have one.

Just... why?

you took the words right out of my mouth!

Joey's Want List:

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Every day I can, I ride my bike. Every time someone in a car cuts me off, swerves into me, brake checks me, whatever, I let it go. Why? Cause you just won't win on a bike. Plain and simple. I enjoy riding. The longer I can ride, the happier I'll be. Do something stupid like this, and it will make it so I may not be…

I like what Jon Oliver said recently (referring to Australia, but I think the point stands) :

You know who had a pot belly pig for years? George Clooney. He and the pig were purportedly very close, and he really grieved when the pig finally passed. There are pictures of them together. Just google Clooney and pot bellied pig.

I think you and I are mostly talking about the same thing.

A case might be made given Depp's claims were basically used to market the movie, but given that he basically said, "I think maybe I am" Disney would definitely argue that they never said he was Indian, blah blah blah. The absolute best you could expect is a slap on the wrist, and then they'd continue to not give a…

I'd watch the fuck out of Dogter Who.

I know. I saw a documentary about her around 15 years ago, and I wished I hadn't. It was one of the most disturbing, upsetting things I've ever watched - it stuck in my head for months. I'm really distressed they're even making this movie, because as noted above, I highly doubt it will be dark enough to reflect how…

Are you implying we're somehow handicapping Barbie by making her look like the average person. She's a doll for heaven's sakes.

Ken, of course, will be replaced by Harrison Bergeron in full gear.

There are *tons* of great native actors. Tons. We don't know their names owing to systemic racism, but if they'd even tried, they'd have found. There's just no excuse.

Was the item you were trying to match on amazon, being SOLD by amazon or was it LISTED on amazon by another Seller.

@Kaiser-Machead: add a top hat and monocle on that shark and you got something there