They were relatives of the fictional Muslims who cheered as the towers fell.

My mom, a centrist Democrat, retired there. So fuck off.

Seriously. She.must be the modern Cleopatra.

That bird is my hero. 

Look at Asics. They have some wide stuff that doesn’t look like garbage. 

Absolutely. Just chip all cats. If a cat is found outside and isn’t just lost, fine the owner. Increasing fines apply on repeat occasions. Make an exception for a lost kitty if the owner has made a certain effort to retrieve it. Bob’s your uncle. 

Az an Arionan the lack of interest in the Keating five was amazing.

What’s more, they look good with a nice, casual sock. Fight me!

If I had a time machine I could spend my life going back and telling awesome heroes of history to just shut it with the racism. “Menken, you fuckhat! You could have been a literary hero for the ages! Stop being just the worst. You are pissing away your status as a genius!”

Star Trek, politics and food. That’s what you talk about.

I was 24 when I got together with my 44 year old life partner. I’m he and she’s a she. There were a lot of good years in there, though in the later stages you are 50 and she’s 70, which sucks. Still, there were a lot of really good years in there and she’s still my boo, even if it's platonic now. 

I knew a lot of Dane Cook fans at my work and my college at the time. I can’t think of even one male in that group. All white though. I believe that he was considered hot for a comedian. 

I had Syrinscape and it worked okay. Damn it’s overpriced, though. Like it costs the same as my Spotify. That is madness.

Save vs diarrhea. 

Shofar, so good.

Yes. There is a double standard here. It comes from a vile history of blackface. Basicaly changing your skin color is a.matter of context and veeeery rarely does the context allow for darkening.

When had to get the radioactive iodine therapy for Tribble here. She’s a very smart girl and totally worth my tax return for the therapy. One saddish note: we named her Tribble because see was such a loud, constant purrer. After the treatment you have to put your finger on her throat to hear the tiniest buzz. She seems…

If I get the job can I take the buyout right away? 

I’m a psych nurse and we have this sort of event on about a weekly basis. No fucking way this was appropriate behavior. Our hospital has a policy of “No gun? No Cops!” strictly because police are expected to use more force than hospital personnel would. Someone got tazed the last time we called the cops. Never again.

I’m guessing...The Help?