That is arguable, as light hair color may be associated with youth. I find that shaky and personally prefer brown hair, myself (specifically Tina Fey's exact hair color, heh). Certainly there is a big cultural element.

Military recruits, supermodels, oil and Shiner Bock.

That's why "to protect and to serve" gets stenciled with quotation marks. I like to imagine finger-quotes as it is said out loud.

Not blowing a carefully crafted cover into which you and your department have put a lot of time and money into is not a matter of balls. In fact, NOT doing anything might have taken nerves of steel when every part of you is crying out for action. Staying calm and doing your part like a soldier takes discipline and is…

The Lone Ranger is a great concept for an action movie with its charming period costuming and retro-superhero theme. It even has a major Native American character who, if cast and written well, blunts the biggest negative aspect about that period in history. Unfortunately it is apparently very easy to squander those…

These two are becoming my favorite Hollywood couple.

The poor dear clearly has an engram interfering with her concept of "home."

Besides, now that only BYU students go to college for their MRS degrees and there's years of of breathing room between college and family making for most women privileged enough to have access to higher education, there's wouldn't be a reason to practice wifing around even if chastity and restraint were still…

Yeah. Bodysnark a little kid.

Don't worry. They can just replace Lowe with Josh Malina.

That is not entirely fair, as Aniston is good at mundane comedy. She is not fantastic at it but she has her place in combining good looks, moderate comedy skills and being age appropriate for a Paul Rudd kind of guy. Comparing her to KST is like comparing, say, Allyson Hannigan to Meryl Streep.

Argh. Tell me about it! I was diagnosed with an unfortunate 151 IQ in grade school. It has not meant a damn thing without the discipline, interest and encouragement to find something to focus on while being responsible in one's daily life. Those fancy, myelinated neurons are there and I can feel them working daily.…

Let me put it this way: there is really grim, disturbing porn out there. There is also the sort of woman-friendly porn that you see from studios like x-art or, sometimes, from the French movies made by Marc Dorcel. I choose the latter and would be a lot less disturbed to find out that my sister was doing that stuff…

That "someone's sister/daughter" thing really got to me as a young man. I can still, ahem, "use" porn when necessary, but only the cleanest, nicest porn where the women seem to be the stars and seem content with the proceedings. Even then, knowing that some of the time the presentation of the actresses is going to be…

"Son, porn sure is full of stuff that almost nobody you will ever meet actually would do. I guess some of it is exciting to look at, but the real thing is a lot more interesting even though you don't do as much crazy stuff."

I had such a crush on a girl in my geology class who had seriously bushy, dark armpit hair. She was athletic and smart and beautiful. She was completely out of my league, except for the whole shoulder roots thing. Sitting behind her in class, going on field trips etc, I quickly internalized what I intellectually knew:…

The problem is not that our government now, this instant, is a bunch of bad guys who will mess you up with this information. The problem is that procedures and technology that facilitates a police state, well, facilitates a police state. As in moves us closer to one.

It works because she would look good in anything. Anything at all. She is showing off by picking the most horrible ideas for clothing ever and just rocking it because she can.

Frosting is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Yeah. I almost never take my hand off of the accelerator for anything, and I have been known to smoke my pipe on the bike on the way to work.