Dean McDermott (not Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh egg

This cat is obviously Burt Reynolds in his heyday c’mon.

oh god. now I want a sashimi dress.

Like a really taste burlesque show. Slowly disappears throughout the night...

if i do will he appear before me like beetlejuice

Full Disclosure: Courteney Cox’s face is none of my business.

do you think they make pasta dresses

Definitely read that as: Julia Roberts is “leaning on kefir.” I pictured her pounding shots of it while repeating FERMENT NOT LAMENT bc that’s how i deal with marriage troubles.

I was aimlessly thinking about what my perhaps wedding dress might look like one day while gazing upon the boring mile of fabric I will be wearing to my cousin’s wedding and I think I’m going to wear Lady Gaga’s meat dress and then eat it throughout the whole night.

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

Marry me, fart.

Most of my life I’ve struggled with insecurities around dating.

I didn't have to do any of this. Just sent a chat message. They will refund the difference after my membership automatically renews. I had the chat emailed to me as well.

I didn't have to do any of this. Just sent a chat message. They will refund the difference after my membership…

I've had it for a year and definitely recommend it. I also don't have cable so it's Amazon and Netflix. I find I watch more Amazon than Netflix and am considering cancelling Netflix. Before I had prime I'd often put a single book in my basket and then not want to pay shipping so I'd end up going to get it at a…

I've had it for a year and definitely recommend it. I also don't have cable so it's Amazon and Netflix. I find I…

OK then:

OK then:

This is exactly how we use Prime. If we can wait a couple days for something, Amazon is the first place we look. It's not always less expensive and there are some things that you do need to look at in a brick and mortar store, but for the most part, we buy Amazon. Plus, when I get my plunger or corn starch, it feels…

This is exactly how we use Prime. If we can wait a couple days for something, Amazon is the first place we look.…

Prime has changed the way I shop. It's 20 minutes to the nearest Lowe's, so 40 minutes round trip, all for a $15 hammer. Amazon has it for $11. Amazon frequently "2 day" ships items in as little as 12-16 hours- I've picked out a $15 coffee maker at 4pm, and it arrived the following day at noon. The hammer went on…

Prime has changed the way I shop. It's 20 minutes to the nearest Lowe's, so 40 minutes round trip, all for a $15…

I usually get same or next day delivery with Amazon Prime. It's basically ruined every other company for me.

I usually get same or next day delivery with Amazon Prime. It's basically ruined every other company for me.

With Amazon Prime, Amazon also offers every month your choice of one (usually from 3 or 4 choices) free pre-release kindle book. It's called Kindle First.

With Amazon Prime, Amazon also offers every month your choice of one (usually from 3 or 4 choices) free pre-release…