i don’t want to say “good job” for someone meeting the bare minimum. no one congratulates me for wiping my ass after i take a shit.

Agreed. I’ll go so far as to say it rivaled any scene with McConaughey and Harrelson in season 1. It was that good.

Slightly OT:

Comedy Central is Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week

Sure. Did you also pick up on my implicit critique of the capitalist media model, which chooses to highlight controversial topics that generate traffic as opposed to less controversial, but more uncomfortable topics?

Red Velvet was a hidden gem on that album.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

Stop gassing up this coon.

“I am a 2018 Range Rover woman! I AM A GOLDEN GODDESS!”

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

It’s insane to me, that a man who has (multiple) Nazi tattoos, and refused to get them covered, would actually turn out to be a complete piece of shit. Mind-boggling

Came here for The defensiveness and jerking of knees... not disappointed....

Michael Rappaport.

The least shocking thing is that the guy who thinks a black kid with a marijuana arrest isn’t a “good person” is actually a lying, bullying, shithead, criminal waste of space himself. I’m astounded, truly.

Cold Weather Flo-Rida cuts really deep for me. Damn that’s harsh. I swear the real victims in this battle are everyone catching strays. In that way, it’s pretty similar to real war.

There is no winning from here, not even a Pyrrhic victory. The very best Drake can do is a stalemate, and even that’s unlikely. Ceding the real hip-hop heads and admitting that he’s just a cold-weather Flo Rida or Pitbull with better taste in beats is the most honorable way forward for Aubrey.