Here’s how I feel about rural state schools with a million people who care about nothing but drinking and football: *five minute-long farting sound*

I know, right? I can’t wait for the full truth to finally come out.

Lmao... As someone who has watched the show since the beginning, that honestly is what Margulies’ character has devolved into. In the beginning every character was interesting and you wanted to know more about them. At this point the main players (not Baranski, Czuchry, and especially Panjabi as they have all fallen…

Are you sure it was only nine days? Because it felt so, So, SO much longer than that.

That doesn’t make your sexuality any less valid. I always knew I was gay but tried to stifle it until I got to college. Never kissed anyone until I was almost 21 (not even someone I wanted to be kissing so it kind of traumatized me), and didn’t actually go on a date with someone until I was 23. (And I think those are…

RUDE AS HELL, VARIETY.

I also have a shitty dad I had to go no contact with. A lot of my family (even at one point my mother, who left him when I was 7 because of the abuse) play the “but he’s your father!” card. He is no father. He has three children, none of whom he legitimately raised. Just fucked them up royally during the limited…

There is nothing wrong with not being a stellar parent all the time. The problem with a lot of the parents mentioned in the comments here, is that most of them are probably narcissists. And the thing about narcissists is that they can do no wrong. They will never, EVER acknowledge any wrongdoing and truly believe that…

Add in addict and this is my dad :/

Damn. I look pretty good in maxis, but I will never look THAT good

Yeah okay. I'll stop wearing maxi dresses when they start making dresses that aren't maxi in a length that actually covers my tall Amazonian ass. Actually, no I won't. Because I look fucking hot in maxi dresses. I say, while wearing a maxi dress I look super fine in.

My upstairs neighbours regularly.... well, actually... I have no fucking idea what they do. It sounds like they drop weights on the floor. One Saturday morning I was off from work, and they kept dropping something heavy and loud on the floor. For like, an HOUR STRAIGHT. Then finally whatever they dropped was SO HEAVY…

Wait.... What? There’s only 100??? Because I definitely have (probably had, now) one of these.

That's completely ass-backwards thinking. My dad is into guns and the first thing he EVER told me was to always make sure the safety was on whether you think it's loaded or not. Because if you are picking up a gun you have no idea whether or not it's loaded unless you were the absolute last person to touch it. Unless…

HASHTAG PENNSYLVANIA.

This. I'd ideally have the Helena Bonham Carter/Tim Burton situation (RIP their relationship). Houses next door connected by corridors. Love my alone time and having my own space. And living in NYC, both are INCREDIBLY difficult to come by.

I'm from the snowbelt and currently in NYC. I texted my mom saying "Everyone here is freakin' and I'm just like (side eye emoji)(girl who doesn't give a shit emoji)" And her response was "That's my girl."

You understand that is still a facet of misogyny because thing like crying and being emotional are seen as "female" things therefore they are still operating under a misogynistic patriarchy.

Thank you for being literally the only person I have seen comment so far who is actually logical.

This is literally the worst post I have ever seen in my life. Worse than the actual reddit thread.