seriously.... if i can live forever but i have ta look like that... just kill me now.

Its Jess!

"the blue color in blue eyes come from the same effect as to why the sky is blue" What an ambiguous analogy... bravo... not really.

Quote "The simplest being we know very little about Uranus" Well, that's mighty obvious isn't it? If u knew anything more than a little abt my anus i'd be worried!

And it runs on nuclear power! It can lasts 18000 years without refueling and you can have a custom NOS button that injects liquid plutonium into the combustion chamber for a blistering 9999km/hr boost!

That's like... 7 extra zeros to what i have in the bank...

so the mummy will come back to life and spread cancer disease to everyone instead of plagues and locust?

How to lose weight - This is good stuff!! bookmarked!

(Batman - Arkham City - Tips for things to do before starting this game) this is great. bookmarking this for future reference.

Quote "Scientists are actually DYING to know why the heck the plague doesn't kill as many people as it used to"

Does the Bernal Sphere cut it? Or its just science fiction?

I love eating prawns. No wonder my mustache grows so fast.

Call me a dumb ass... but I don't get it... So does he support stem cell research or not? The article sounds to me like Perry supports stem cells research, but yet don't care whether you die or not? ?? i'm confused... isn't stem cell research suppose to aid you in living longer if you have certain health problems?

i would have LOL'ed SOOO hard if he puked downwards instead of to his side.

They say the heart is the strongest muscle in the body... but based on that video, it doesn't really look like it.

i'll take the one on the extreme right.

Guess what's the first thing the woman gonna say to her boyfriend when he finds out?

""I was glad they had their firearms, in case something wanted to fight with us," Maqolo said."

"Moral of the story? Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger."

get this guy to send a few truckloads of them CDs over my place.