First, can you even do a warp within a planet's atmosphere?

i see you there, wink wink

Where's the nipples????

If they've tasked me to do it, i prolly would have got my math calculations all mixed up and crash the satellite on some poor building instead.

@Polebull: It simply shows that the measly bullet is no match to the speed of light.

A Phone??? U're kidding right??

@LordObento: That's probably Ken practising his Ultimate Super Move

If those two get bigger and they merge, it'll spell trouble for local residents...

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@Ballistica: I really really hope so. The last i heard, they need YEARS of notice ahead of the strike for them to formulate a sound strategy. And most rocks can't be detected til they're months away from a hit.

its like staring at the anus of the sun. anytime now... its gonna belch a fart that will melt your face.

That looks like a microscopic close up of rotten cheese

Ah great. Now i can use liquid nitrogen to take a shower. Fantastic!

That screen panel makes her arms look fat.

With the earth as large as it is, they probably need a qty big enough to grow a new continent in order to slurp up all the CO2.

if the era of dinosaurs have suffered the catastrophe of meteoric impact more than once.... what are the chances that the current day & age won't get hit?

Those bacterias can eat anything! This is the first i heard of such thing.

@Robotic-Richard-Simmons: Unless that Chapelle guy do a google search on this guy's name and got lucky. Maybe he filled his address in some twitter or FB account.