did anyone call my name?

Those thieves had me at bare-breasted... I give up, you win. Take all my money!!

That boob will look so big that its gonna crush you from above

Thanks for all the contribution guys! I learnt a lot today. :)

if those birds were crows.... those two fellas would have been sooooo screwed.

@JonJiv: hmm... Consider this scenario. Say an astronaut was working externally on this spaceship, which is in orbit... he misses a handhold and starts to float back down to earth.

Must you be at a certain angle in order to burn up upon re-entry to Earth?

its a bloody rubber knife guys.. obviously its a toy for her child she was carrying on his behalf.

@Aeros: @Aeros: urm... mine is a super rocket spaceship. Does that justify it being able to land on the sun?

is this guy a genius or what??

"The new pulsar, dubbed PSR J2007+2722, is a neutron star rotating 41 times per second. "

i'm living at the equator... so will i be able to see the shooting stars at all?

The asphalt must be pretty dirty when she hit her face on the pavement...

For the facehugger patent, Bobo the Teddy forgot about the acid spray if force is used to cut away the appendages.

I know we need to colonize other planets... but what about me? what about those individuals like us?

They should have just asked Mr Jackson for help....

Sounds like a thousand Sims talking at the same time.

WHAT....................

@lespey: no. i uses bidet spray instead of toilet paper. It's cleaner and won't leave skid marks

@robelirobban: they're truck nuts