I assume you mean, “‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens”?

It’s hard to capture the cadence of a malignant narcissist with undiagnosed dementia.

“Silencers for guns are the best way to combat terrorism. If people don’t hear the gun going off they’ll be less afraid.”

That Onion article gets truer and truer after every mass shooting. Largest mass shooting in the US, for now, and all the thoughts and prayers in the world aren’t going to prevent the next easily avoidable tragedy.

Will this game allow me to steal steam locomotives, rob apothecaries, and wreak havoc until the cavalry is dispatched to chase me?

My script is called “Testy Etsy Betsy”: a trilogy about a young woman who receives negative feedback for her “bespoke organic” crochet animals and hunts the reviewers down.

The first movie had the gall to claim being appalled by its mass murder of backwards rubes — poor Colin Firth was forced to kill them! — while also clearly enjoying said mass murder. It wasn’t ambivalent or intriguing, just cowardly and incoherent and it’s worth noting if the sequel has similar bullshit.

Ignaty, I love your reviews but can you just stop with the right-wing stuff about the first one? It’s fucking nonsense. One of the big climaxes of the movie was Colin Firth beating the crap of some proto Trump voters, you don’t have to shriek BUT THEY KILLED OBAMA over and over. It was a dumb fun movie and an equal…

Sure, this review makes the movie sound like trash, but on the other hand:

We never had a white supremacist buffoon in office before now. America is a global embarrassment the longer this fool is in office. Every time he opens his mouth, he’s either putting us in danger or lowering our standing on the World’s stage.

Geez, it’s almost like Trump supporters don’t understand the basics of diplomacy, or understanding quotes in full context. But that can’t be true, right?

Jesus, link the whole quote from Obama if you’re going to pretend there’s any similarity and tone here:

Yeah, because context doesn’t matter! ::eyeroll::

“We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals. But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, Republic of Korea . . . One of the things that we have been doing is spending a lot more time positioning our missile defence systems, so that even as we try to…

Not angry at all. Just disappointed in a fellow American who apparently can’t see through the orange clown’s bluster. What you’re quoting is a simple statement of fact, but it was not delivered as a threat. It was not said to intimidate or threaten during a speech on a world stage delivered by an incompetent leader…

I’m no fan of either Clinton or Obama, but this is fucking false. Obama laughed at Kim Jong-un for getting upset about a stupid movie, for crying out loud.

“Assholes” read: privileged white dudes:

It’s not so much that they’re given the microphone. They just take it.

Who keeps giving these assholes the microphone?

And here I was thinking "Hamlet" was about a small pig.