Apparently. Your debutante knows what you need, but she knows what you want.

Yeah. It's nice to watch a show that I'm glad got a second season.

Does "like it" mean "I'm still waiting to see Emma get squashed like a bug?"

David Foster Wallace. The Infinite Jesters. Nothing says "terror" like a hat with bells.

They don't compete, so I watched both. It was a great episode, wasn't it?

True. But still better than the fine people of Mobile, Alabama who apparently have little experience with a bad wig and ill-chosen Foster Grants.

We're gonna have a Grade F party tonight! Alright!

“I’m so bored with you and Edgar Allen Poe. What a trumped-up piece of nothing talent he was.”

I want that honeybee!

With you on everything except the revenge part. Giving someone exactly what they ask for (on the Bro-rah, no less), is not revenge. Plus, Barney would have seen it coming a mile away.

I figured William Zabka would show up at some point, if only because there would be little sense in a sitcom playing up an actor like William Zabka unless he was going to show up down the line.

Tucson is still reeling!

Does your roommate play bass guitar, like the color yellow, and frequently regale you with very long stories about how this guy once randomly came into her economics class and started teaching architecture?

That's a good one too.

Apparently two a piece. That one is for Improving and one is for Destroying is my favorite detail of the night about your favorite detail of the night.

Penny! Jugs! I've got one! WAIT! Oooh! Ooohhh!

Out of curiosity, which Will and Grace storyline? Beverly Leslie and Jack? Woody Harrelson and Grace? Grace and Gregory Hines?

You're right. Just the one line doesn't do it justice.

Looking at that article, those are exactly the designers that I would have expected to be from Portland. I don't mean that in a bad way at all. I just mean that I can see a very similar aesthetic with most of them. Glad to see that Bryce and Becky in particular are doing okay.

He didn't comment on "Billy Carson's Puppetry of the Butt". Or that The New Normal would probably have been more entertaining through that medium than the one we actually got to experience.