Does this include "UNNECESSARY MENTION OF DAN HARMON"? (I just didn't want to be a copycat.)

I'm so glad to see Magnitude this season. And I could have lived with either "Gurgle gurgle!" or "Schneep!" as his new catch phrase.

They have to stay oily so the bills slide down their drawers quicker.

Plus, add onto his shoulders the idea that had he not been out lusting after pretty girls after his mother told him not to, he may have been able to prevent at least the rape, if not the cut to her hand.

Nestor Carbonell or the other one?

Would Candace DeLong suffice?

I think Taissa's lucky to get into American Horror Story Season 3 herself.

The writers seem to be indicating that there's a variety of factors for the way he is. Japanese bondage cartoons being one of them, apparently.

I have room for both in my heart, but whereas I find The Following entertaining, Bates Motel just didn't click with me. Hopefully it's just that its the pilot because there's a lot of promise there.

Nic Cage on this show? That's high praise.

I'm guessing around the time she starts to realize that she's no Claire. Which should happen any time now.

Yeah, I'm starting to like that guy. But I can't figure out if he's jealous of Emma or of Joe. Or both.

I love how this show is so unintentionally meta. When Ryan said “there’s something too  pedestrian about this,” I had to say “Absolutely.” After the promise of dramatic, outside-the-box storytelling, it’s all the same, with sex and relationships and jealousy spurring everything on. Joe wants to kill women named…

Yes! Poor man's Alyson Hannigan, for sure.

Squigbobble, you raise some great instances of a romantic Barney. Unfortunately for Robin, all of those instances you cite occurred BEFORE she agreed to marry him. Since then, we have seen a proposal that was based on a lie, comments basically begging for an open relationship, a half-hearted attempt to explain the…

disqus.com/CallMeCarlostheD…, Sorry, I didn't mean to be passive at all.

Shhh! Don't tell him. He's feeling very proud of himself right now.

Thanks for illustrating my point. "Underneath the grossness" implies that he's been CONSISTENTLY shown without it. Not so far, buddy. Not so far.

You mean it isn't clear that Robin loves Barney because they were SO clearly meant to be together from the very first time Barney tried to mack on her, after macking on tons of other women? Is it his reluctance to give up his playboy ways, to the point of staging dramatic lies (like burning the Playbook), that's…

Plus, that woman wasn't even overweight. Oh well. At least they've been kind to Patrice.