"But Brad….well, we all know where I'm going."

I'm just going to say it: I don't like Frankie. She gets herself into these stupid situations and then has to blame it on Mike, one way or another. Why wouldn't she just not put the Sweet 16 on the Wheel if she didn't want to risk it? Why wouldn't she just punish them all equally anyway rather than trying to make them…

I know! It was a surprise.

All of this is why I just say a girl is "hot" and leave it at that. More complicated metaphors only lead to trouble.

You know what they say: "Spare the snark, spoil the. . ."

sarCCastro! *whispers* Annie's Jewish!

Would this be a bad time to tell you he has his sketch comedy show on Comedy Central? Or is that fact actually adding to your ire?

Stinson?

Hey you two! Get a room or share the condoms!

And on my iPod!

Don't you mean Hogan's Villians?

I honestly think that, at this point, most of the people who want to like it are going to like it and most of the people who don't want to like it aren't going to. I'm not saying that absolutely everyone who dislikes the show now does so ONLY because they want to dislike it, but I do believe there is little to be…

Agreed about the main German. I just kept thinking "You're no Nick Kroll" the whole episode, which something that probably nobody ever thinks. Except maybe Nick Kroll.

"They lost a pen."

Hear hear! I also tend the prefer the episodes where she's relegated to a supporting status, and rather lament that the fact that she is George's girlfriend now means that plots center more heavily around her.

I think they just wanted to leave her with plenty of room to work in jokes about lady parts.

It took me a second to stop thinking she was Julie Bowen. So, I'd say she was Julie Bowen-ish, but as a biker chick.

Sure. Just start imagining Chris Messina plowing Mindy Kaling. Might as well get used to it because I'm 100% sure that's where we going.

In terms of why Joe would want Olivia to do his bidding, that's the one part of that plot line that makes sense to me. As his attorney, she would be able to see him whenever he wanted, whereas other types of visitors would be either completely or partially restricted. Also, because she is his attorney, no one is…

So much change. Modern Family's first season used to make me laugh and cry all the time during one episode. I used to look at the clock to see how much goodness there was left. But now watching it just seems like a chore. Like I'm hoping for a payoff that never comes around anymore.