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But it wouldn’t go fast, because 130 ponies isn’t a lot of grunt to spin those 37-inch tires and get that 13,000 pounds empty curb weight down the trail.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

LeBron James wears 23

Nice. Alternatively:

Wife: “So honey, what did you do today?”

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.