If only I knew this rule before I wasted my valuable time with my EX-girlfriend.

How about the Automobile Integrated Driving System?

Mmmmmmmm.....Donuts.

Holy code brown Batman!

What would happen if I typed & submitted “ Jalopnik told me to do it”? 

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DON’T WANT TO BE HUNGRY!!!!!!

Coors at #3??? I’d rather drink the Mexican piss water called corona than drink Coors. Coors is the beer I drank when I was 16 at parties.

Who honestly cares? I do not.

why not the floor or backseat?

I feel that while playing at the professional/club level you can exercise your free speech, but while playing on the international level, you should show respect for your country.

duct tape...

Yo, is Tupac and Biggie there?

Revis really is losing his step.

My heart feels for these cars.

Madden 17 by EA sucks big ol’ donkey dick. They churn out the same game every year now, but before that, they boost the graphics, polish the turd, and slap a new year on it and call it a new game. You can notice this easily.

More donut holders.

That was a pretty solid tackle.

Introducing our newest transfer from Hogwarts school.

Gee the Pollen must be at an all time high right now. My allergies are making my eyes water.

I kinda want one now.