It’s only representative of the mountain of plebs you had to climb over in life to achieve your current status.

It’s been over a decade since I’ve taken mechanical physics and his explanation of grip makes me see fucking red. Jesus, that was awful.

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

“Eh, I’ll wait a few months, see how everybody else handles this recall first.”

Auction site in 2050:

Good thing this didn’t happen to Nissan. They’d have to recall 100% of the Titans they sold this year. 

You have to give them credit for not brushing it off, even if it just one. That is impressive when it comes to following the rules. Kudos! 

It’s true, the Element is classy.

Big deal.

I wonder if stopping this burning hole would make a bigger dent in climate change than limiting how much a cow can fart. Would be interesting to work it out.

Mustang: 760hp

Man I love Jalopnik. I used to love COTD because it meant I got to get a good chuckle & see some sweet tits from $kaycog....then she went into retirement....and COTD turned into COTafternood-we-feel-like-putting-this-dying-trend-up sort of thing. And worst of all, I feel like the comment are lackluster at best.

I remember Rock was worried about the fight in Fast Five looking like he’d get beaten too badly, so I imagine Diesel’s numbering system idea is inspired by that.

Out of all three of them, Diesel seems by far most reasonable to me. 

“Now, someone who drives her first-gen Miata on the highway with an 18-wheeler hub spinning right by her ear, now that’s a car that makes you a bit tough.”

I fully subscribe to the notion my dad taught me that the vehicle doesn’t make the man. One of my dad’s cars.

I assume this article is all tongue-in-cheek but...

Oh, look, everyone. Always-Brings-Up-Penis-Extenders-Guy is here.

Not against hooning; Am against stupidity. But it’s a free country, I guess.

Not gonna watch because the Hoonigan guys are insanely annoying, but it’s really sad to see the EV West M3 in that state. It’s always been one of my favorite EV builds. I hope they can patch it back together.