That’s just profiling.

If you really think Putin will play by the rules, as well as China, I have this sweet bridge in Brooklyn I’m looking to sell, real cheap.

I see a lot of 1980 Ford Granada in that design

ORLY?? More British & Commonwealth troops landed on D-Day than Americans. This is exactly the kind of shit that winds Britons up when Americans talk about WW2.

Starred for Bunnings reference. Those speed humps are a bastard when your rushing for the sausage sizzle.

What does Data 55 mean? ;)

CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!

As expected, you’ll survive, but you’ll never walk again...

The whole “luxury truck” thing is just starting to hit different parts of the world and they don’t have full size trucks to deck out so here we are. This is just like a king ranch/denali type truck but in markets that don’t have big trucks.

NHTSA did it.

You know they make a turbo Forester, right?

Definitely not. Ready Player One is what happens when you take The DaVinci Code and replace arcane Catholic shit with arcane nerd shit.

Am I the only person that thinks Cline’s not that great of a writer?

I’m guessing that old George might have had the means to procure himself a pair of kangaroo gloves too - either from Black Jack, or from somewhere closer to the source.

I hear the hardest part of pigmanship is teaching them cursive

POWOTD (Pearl Of Wisdom Of The Day): Whenever attending a car race or a rally on the public roads as spectators, NEVER repeat NEVER STAY OUTSIDE A CURVE! Tell this to all your friends, and to all those you’d like to live long and prosper.

I was banned for life from Hansel Subaru for trying to buy an Impreza with my asshole.

My poor old bike will overheat if I’m sitting in traffic on a sweltering day. The need for lanesplitting in Michigan is real. Well, that and to figure out why the fan isn’t working...

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Ouch, yeah. It’s annoying when the Americans are like “Ahhh, gas is so expensive!”